Packrat James is the team captain for the New England Regulars. He plays free safety and rarely plays cornerback. James took over the defense from retired captain Vonnie Treonday and kept up the level of excellence on the field. Off the field, he’s been arrested 12 times. Between multiple breaking-and-entering charges, his addiction to strip clubs, and his off-season antics as a professional wrestler, James is as much the team cancer as he is its savior.

Packrat James is an analogue to NFL Safety Sean Taylor and Adam Pac-man Jones.

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